Shenanigans with Scooter and the Preacher Man
Episodes
Friday May 29, 2020
Friday May 29, 2020
Friday May 22nd...3 beeeeautiful sunny days in a row...! Long weekend, Memorial Day. God bless all of those that have served.!!! The Preacher Man has experienced snow this holiday, 1986, Gulf of Mexico.
Scooter hasn't tried anything from Great Lakes Brewery that he hasn't liked...craft beers. Made it for lunch in Cleveland...!
Great big blOody MaRy at noon to celebrate Memorial Day ...Robot Bartender hasn't lost it. Maybe the next top 11. The Preacher Man makes a GREAT Bloody Caesar.
Wixom Lake is no more...Midland floods. The Preacher Man floods a backyard. Michigan is on a bowl of salt.!!!
Call from NOPESETIC...YaH.!!! "Trying to make sense of something that has never happened before." Back from episode 33, the beginning of quarantine. "How quickly things can change too." Hit the reset button...everyone needed it.
Creative video from Phoenix Chamber Choir, from Vancouver BC, Canada..."Longest Time-Quarantine Edition". If you haven't seen this ..YoU'Ve got to watch IT.!!!
@nopesetic has been busy producing her second EP on her over extended Spring Break. "Quarantine is a blessing in disguise." A LOT to share about this eXperienCe...NEED to listen.!!! Congratulations on her graduation...August ceremony scheduled.
@nopesetic will not be pigeon holed...she's 100% unique.!!! "Listen aGaIN."
EP "Self Sabotage or Liberation" 6 songs...originally 7 (saving one for the studio)...must listen.!!!
Nopesetic sings over the clocks...The Preacher Man wants to play guitar with the wicked cool dryer beat.
"Sink Or Swim"...Nopesetic's favorite song on BraNd new EP. MeMorIEs of solids during college...calling MOM. Robot Bartender has called her MOM a couple times...this song will give EVERY grown girl chills.!!! roUgH & soFt.
Go back to episode 33...listen while Nopesetic makes "Smells Like Teen Spirit"her own. Scooter thinks Kurt Cobain would not be disappointed.
@nopesetic "Drums really could make or break a song for sure." Just ask Kieth Moon...!
Go to Sound Cloud, check Instagram...working on more avenues...also @nopesetic or mail@twoguysandabottleof.com or twoguysandabottleof.com.
Original album covers coming from Nopestic...she went to sKOOl for that. The Preacher Man loves stickers.!!!
Salvador Dali...Nopesetic is very inspired by ArT.!!!
"Loose" !!!!!!
Left fighting the right. The back n forth is just the back n forth.!!! Business is politics...!
SOOO much trouble...BIG...pay back to Gary Jerry Larry...hour n a half into the show...get a hold of us.!!! Jim Beam Peach & Jack Honey.
Support local...Flags n More (810 385 8363) Norm's Market & Catering (989 868 9601)...both tried, trusted & true.!!!
The Preacher Man does a deep dive on Metallica "Hero of The Day". The famous words of Jim Morrison...No one here is getting out alive.!!!
Scooter's got...miss u Florian Schneider...deep dive...Love and Rockets (B-side) Express... "Love Me". Request to The Preacher Man...get into the heart of the guitar strings....
Joke of the week SPONSORED BY SEAN (810 434 6188) and brought to u by THE PREACHER MAN. Clean & funny...oopsy.
Top 11...runnin through it.. marvelous pools of the world.
Thank you Phoenix Chamber Choir for a very unique inspiring SONG!
Thursday May 21, 2020
Thursday May 21, 2020
Friday May 16, possibly raining...not talking about quarantine no more...
The Preacher Man discovers new Captain Morgan mixes.!!!
Shot for Gary Larry Jerry...where is that guy.???
Virtual TKD testing in the back yard. 1st Dan...!
Play by the rules...wear your mask, wash your hands, give others some distance.!!! Biggest offenders are old white men (you're not telling me what to do). Protect each other please. It is the rule of law...
People are excited to get pools for their yards and excited to see others, even the pool guy...hehe.
Last regular show...#33 with @Nopesetic...March 13th, 9 weeks ago.!!!
77 year old man loses barber's licence for cutting hair. Not following rule of law...not protecting us...?
Uber relieves 3,500 employees over Zoom call. Self driving cars...?! AI is coming fast. You're either with the world or you get left behind.
Shifty Schiff...whats he up to now? Just like watchin General Hospital.!!!
Mickey Redmond...great interview...! He's a sniper...great guy.!!!
Where's the revenue for sports, concerts? Doing it for the $, the fans? Clutch mini-concert...Steve Yzerman gives choices.
The Preacher Man says YOU must have an Alfredo, bacon, chicken & pickle pizza.!!!
The Preacher Man chooses "I'm Eighteen" by Alice Cooper as his deep dive. Reminds him of Halloween, Friday the 13th & full moons...! Very cool tribute at The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...DARK.!!! #ClevelandRocks
AM & FM signals. What's ThAT.?!?! Not to mention high fIdElitY...!
Deep dive from Scooter...Jeff Healey on Road House with "As The Years Go Passing By". Guitar played on his lap!!! One of the GREATS...!
Top 11 ugliest colors in the world...ghetto pink, lime green, etc, white!?!
Need meat for your meat needs? Give compliments n coodoz to Hightower Meats 8104346188.!!! Joke of the week...(hold please...shot for Twan, a little google, interview for ALEXA) "CODE-tyPeWRiTeR". HA!
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Saturday May 9th. Weather making hosts nappy...snow.!!!
Whitmer says stay home stay safe til the 28th. We got stages, 6 of em.!!!!
Shot for Gary Larry Harry....missing you...!
What's the point of restaurants/ bars opening at 25%...owners and staff will lose $.
Shot for Gary Larry Harry....missing you...!
hAngOVeRs...top !!?...oh the stories...whiskey, tequila, etc!
Manicure vs pedicure(chez grater)? Detox with a foot wash.
Comic Con is an event to behold. We got a song for that...!
Mother's Day tomorrow...families connecting...reminiscing. 2020 finds us protecting our Moms by staying away.
Summers coming...people want to quarantine w their pool. The Preacher Man is busy w side job...following the rules.
Whitmer announces financial relief for bars/restaurants (linked 6 lines up). Buy back...where's that inventory when they open? Time will tell how this all plays out.
Employment/Unemployment rules..sick, family member sick?
Death triangle...Little Richard ...The Preacher Man says 87 is a good run...Scooter says influential. Brian Howe...big loss in the rock world...only 66 too young...original. Roy Horn...75 not bad...F that corona virus...no Siegfried without Roy n vice versa. The Preacher Man livin for 219 years.!!!
Corona virus getting closer to home...no one immediate, Thank God.
Japanese honeybees adapt, cooking the 2 inch long murder hornets to protect their nests...whoop.!!! Nature fixes all...!
MGM Grand tells Detroit we're laying off long term.
CBD...Elon Musk & Joe Rogan...cannibus, THC.
The Preacher Mans deep dive "The Fish Head Song" by Barnes & Barnes.
Scooters deep dive...was going with Love and Rockets but watched some Patrick Swayze in The Road House...came up with Jeff Healey until we lost Florian Schneider from Kraftwerk. 73...was to punk, techno, new wave what the Beatles were to rock & roll. Clean, pure & perfect. "Spacelab".
Joke of the week brought to you by Hightower Meats...8104346188...he's makin the brauts (don't poke it...leave the juice in)& that's exciting.!!! "Cigarette Smoke". (Not in the brauts...title of the jOkE!)
Top 11...PlayStation for the gamers.
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
May 3rd, over 70 degrees, sunny, beautiful day for The Preacher Man to shave his head.
Show 40 & we are LIVE.!!! Apologize for our technical difficulties causing quirky audio.
Thanks for joining us...Brenda, Rhonda, Jeff, Twan, Robert, Jeff, Melissa & all the rest of you podheads.
Everyone having good times learning to work from home...especially Brody the weather dog.
Scooter is finding some time to digitize his cassettes.
Will Ferrell crashing and birthing.!!!
Linking with @Nopesetic.
Some Michiganders make more pay quarantining.!!!
Michigan pilot spells out FU for our Governor.
People, people...follow the laws, make your protest peaceful!
The new world...more fun from Asia...murderous hornets for us.
Greg Gutfeld kicked ass, beat em all, giving it to us straight!
Twan fell off the corona quarantine wagon...bond-firing.!!!
Whose a good dog? Meka, Ozzy & Bella...takes a good owner to have a good dog. Two Guys have good dogs...!
The Preacher Man's deep dive is "Just An Old Fashion Love Song" by Three Dog Night (not to be confused with Grand Funk Railroad).
Scooter's got "Once Bitten Twice Shy" by White Snake as his deep dive. also maybe a little "Wasted Rock Ranger".
Top 11 MEMES
Joke of the week sponsored by Hightower Meats 810-434-6188...call for your meat needs. Have you drivin a ford lately?
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
April 27th 60sh degrees. One more week, day, hour of quarantine...don't know anymore. 6 weeks today for The Preacher Man...! Lost his vacation.
Airlines forgot to put away their (basic home economics) $.
Shot for Gary Jerry Larry. The Preacher Man does one from his airline variety pack while Scooter does Fighting Cock not to be confused with Chicken Cock in the aluminum flask...!
New norms...what will stick? Communication important.
It's not all angry, a lot of good is happening. Bike runs, local Canadian radio station promotes food banks (Stronger Together), McDonald's gives meals to front lines...!
Whitmer extends modified stay at home order...protesters in front of her home...?
Will Biden be able to pARTICIPATE, will he?...Britt Hume respected by ALL sees the righting on the wall for Biden...!
Did you get your gallon of milk on the front porch? Small company not getting 'opportunity'. Making more on unemployment than ya do working...?
Scooter likes to get news from the source. Watch the press conference. Do not (common sense?) ingest, digest or inject disinfectants, cleaners, or chemicals...! Trump spitballs ideas at press he's tired of...!
Main stream media gets chart, (it's a simple chart, read it) presented on press conference, WRONG...!
This is CraZy! Chinese-made drones are monitoring the streets in 20 US States.
Dead man walking in Canada. Guns for the protection of the innocent...?!?
ZOOM puns.
The Preacher Mans deep dive is "The One Thing" by INXS.
Scooter has Robert Plants...The Honey Drippers" with "Good Rockin After Midnight" & "Sea Of Love".
The Preacher Man has another "Immigrant Song" by Led Zepplin.
The sound of music completely changes when a lost member is replaced. CHEMISTRY.!!!
Top 11 or so...predictions over the next 5 years.
Joke of the week brought to you by Hightower Meats...call Sean with your meat needs...8104346188. Pompus Southern Minister. NOT Sean, the joke...hehe.
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
Thursday Apr 23, 2020
April !7th. 36 degrees, snow. Over a month in quarantine...!
"Back In The Saddle Again"
Lansing Protest. Nazis, gardening, kayaking...! Fine line but keep your asses in your cars.
Half Whitmer may lose the Veepstakes. Lawsuits...!?
Tornadoes rage through the south. Last thing needed...!
WHO...who's in their best interest...? No pay if job not done.
Timeline of China's possible Wuhan Virus cover up...! WTF
Oh oh...Poor Gary Larry Jerry needs a shot. Scooter gives a call. Who can get a hold of him? Email,,,mail@twoguysandabottleof.com twitter, Instagram...
Midwest governors team up...they need to at this time...!
We got phases...stay away...! Scooter loves John Hopkins break down on data. The Preacher Man says every person wears a mask...! Pretty SIMPLE...!
Twitter poll. When will bartenders be aloud to go back to work?
Rags to riches..just the story we need..until..ITS GONE.
Dems introduce $2000 a month til this is over.
But do politicians take math classes...? Do they...? Should they...? The Preacher Man is sick of the big burrito.
Land O'Lakes drops 100 year old cute little Indian girl. WTW.
Scooter & The Preacher Man-go with Yoda, retrain your mind.
Oil is CHEAP...! Big game we're pawns. 18 year low. $1.20 the eye of The Preacher Man.
The Preacher Man... garage fridge for beer, lets trade...got a web cam, lived through a blackout with a gas fireplace, when gas was $4.27 a gallon...!
Shaking over 80 lbs at the border. Scooter doesn't think now is a good time, hmm.
Deep Dive...The Preacher Man-Judas Priest, "Screaming For Vengeance" or "Devils Child"?
Deep Dive...Scooter-ZZ TOP...album Fandango...whoop whoop..."Blue Jean Blues". Also "Tush". Must watch documentary on Netflix...!
Robot Bartender has fantastic birthday...unable to catch human disease, quarantined?!
Top 11 puns...or 80...ALL chemists know that alcohol is always a solution & more.
Joke of the week brought to you by Hightower Meats 8104346188. Sean is still working...Thank You! Chicken Soup For The Beer Drinkers Soul. Tremendous Deductions...!
RIP Brian Dennehy. Family Affair... great Dad. First Blood.
Thursday Apr 16, 2020
Thursday Apr 16, 2020
April 11.. 51 degrees..still in quarantine.
Social distancing..Preacher Man has home studio. Scooter had camper break in...
Shot with Gary Larry Jerry. Dickle, Honey Jack, whatever.
World cases 1,771,514...Deaths 108,503. US cases 526,396...Deaths 20,463.
Right wing group plans gridlock...traffic jam.
Schiff hits new low. Come on buddy, really...!
Whoop toilet paper drone...!
Preacher Man quote"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
African American community getting hit hard with virus.
Jimmy Fallon & The Roots with sTING! Preacher Man loves Beastie Boys with Fallon.
Exit stage left....Bernie ends campaign.
Biden baffles Scooter & The Preacher Man.
Red Wing Jimmy Howard not expected back.
Nothing new...NFL, NHL, NBA...!
Ban assault rifles...?! Bill explains ALL.
Socializing in person being missed in this studio. Gettin back to norm won't be norm.
Tom Selleck honors the great Al Kaline.
Funerals, memorials, grieving?
Finding old stuff..wallet, living will, paper Rolodex. A little socialism...$600 UIA...$1200 FED stimulus.
Trash pickups in Detroit on overload. Landscaping necessary no mice. Scooter & The Preacher Man not essential!?!? Wha.
Preacher Man deep dive..Pink Floyd "Mother" from The Wall. Looking forward to Randy Rhoads.
Preacher Man losing track of time.
Scooter does insta cart....waiting for results.
Scooter deep dive...America, "Sister Golden Hair".
Two Guys watch list...Sharing with family, The 5 at 5, President Trumps Press Briefing, Walking Dead, Project Blue Book, Blacklist, Better Call Saul (leads us back to Breaking Bad), & The Eleven.
Top 11 or so.....Biker scopes.
Joke of the week...sponsored by Hightower Meats...essential trucker, stocking our shelves...!8104346188. Egg Life...!
Words of the week...essential & necessity...!
Thursday Apr 09, 2020
Thursday Apr 09, 2020
Almost a month of quarantine...Sat April 4th.
Gov statement, civil fines $1000 for social gathering.
Shot of Dickel for Gary Jerry Harry.
Preacher Man has fake news...Gov #Halfwhitmer shuts liquor stores.
Scooter says keep your guard up...scammers will take $.
Amazing acts of kindness..gift baskets, school lunch, etc.
Athletes help low wage workers...Owner of the Patriots.
Gutfeld quote, "We didn't do anything but we did it all together".
Awww 3M spanking due.
Michigan Grandfather takes an amazing walk.
Oh yay...Kenneth Copeland destroys Covid 19!?!
Stay The *@#& At Home...Jack The Dragon O Keefee.
104 year old WWII Veteran survives!
WHY release prisoners?
Biden cancel Dem convention?
2020 Auto Show.....canceled.
Port Huron man arrested.....robbery.
Pearl Jam...Gigaton..NEW
Nine Inch Nails...gettin' 2 new ones.
RIP Bill Withers.
Top 11....Beatles Covers...#1 Stevie Wonder.."We Can Work It Out" [1976]
Open mike with Nick P.
Adam Shift is working all of this out....blame Trump.
Grateful Dead keyboard curse.
What is butter smooth?? Share w us...tweet, Instagram, Facebook, pod bean...! twoguysandabottleof.com
Deep dive...Stars on 45. Remix. Melody? Disco, roller skates, original 5 minute dance party...!
Deep dive II..White Zombie "Thunder Kiss '65"
Wayne's World car went to Pawn Stars.
Joke of the week..Hightower Meats..810 434 6188...thanking this truck driver...! He is essential for more than his meat.
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
A little Pink Floyd..."The Show Must Go On".
Shot of Jack out of new Red Wings glasses for Gary Larry Jerry.
Quarantine moods.
March 24th 12am - April 13th 11:59pm= shelter in place.
Pelosi does jiu-jitsu on bill.
Areas of filth epicenters for covid 19.
Representative Massie unites Trump & Kerry.
Politicians dumbing down.
A short story about Kenny Rogers RIP.
Michigan reaches #4 in the US.
Abdu Sharkawy panic worse than disease.
Jesse Watters...don't touch your face.
Ix nay the Ibuprofen.
2020 Olympic postponed according to Dick Pound.
Deep dive...Helmet "Unsung". The Alarm "Rain In The Summertime". Shriekback "Black Lake Trip".
George Carlin on germs.
Top 11 ways you could possibly be immune to the virus.
Respect the workers of America.
Joke sponsored by Hightower Meats 810 434 6188.
Preacher Man...short story about a car lighter(whats that?)
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Wednesday Mar 25, 2020
Pandemic vs Epidemic
Shots w Gary Gerry Terry
China virus-"Trumps a racist?"
Conspiracy theories
Shot w our country, thank you to our military.."God Bless America".
Italy/ China. 10 days behind Italy with COVID-19
Virus started in the middle of November in Wuhan. A city in China.
China called The Who for help.
Shot out to @Nopesetic.
Sleeping Panda and Chris Lawrence in studio.
CPL lessons.
Buying spree of brothers Matt and Noah Colvin.
Price gauging.
Genzeers still on beaches in Florida..
Twan on the phone. Brady from Cali. Ohio State.
Shot to Mom..Yukon apple.
Chris's boss w a garage full of motorcycles.
Toilet paper crisis.