Shenanigans with Scooter and the Preacher Man
Episodes
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
The Preacher Man is apparently less masculine than he used to be. More POSITIVE less negative.!!! This weeks PSA: SnOt a gOOd time to eNd up in cAnAdA. DREAD Card...! Back to the future 80's. Having fun IN the studio.!!!
Shots...right o the way...Traverse City Whiskey.!!! Hint of cHeRry!
Scooter says government over reach...! The Preacher Man says turn it ON not OFF.
Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best resigns...because of "lack of respect" towards her fellow officers. The Preacher Man says this is what happens when u start messin w peoples morals & beliefs. Scooter wonders where they'll find new cadets.!!!
Welcome to 2020.!!!
Biden picks VP candidate that tore him up the most... AOC choosing to nominate Bernie Sanders.
Two Guys CAN'T WAIT for debates...! No gaffs, no nicknames, no name calling?!?
Bikers are too masculine...The Preacher Man does mike drop...!
Boys not thrilled about no football...been training hard. Maybe spring season.
Huge story, such little coverage...historic Mideast peace agreement.!!! President Trump, Noble Peace Prize...nope not President Trump?!?
Eclipse (dog takes bus to park all by herself) smarter than one of the politicians.!!!
Dog found swimming 4 miles out...rescued...! Microchip scan. Took off from shore...! High?!?
Bald eagle doesn't like his name being misspelled.!!! Attacked drone, sent it to lake bottom.
FLOAT doWn...fiNe price & jail time UP...! St. Clair River, unsanctioned. Watch thy WEATHER! Be a diVer beHinD fLoatDoWns.!!!
Awful local story...NEEDS coverage. RIP "Susie Q". Scooter disappointed offender was ever let out.!!!
Bowling association has been patient. It's the middle of August, they'll loose $; thus lawsuit.
Robot Bartender appears at The Preacher Mans desk with 85 beers...! Ozzy says do the SHOT!
Steve Martin is 75..."I believe in equality, equality for everybody, no matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them". Happy Birthday Steve.!!!
Random dRoP tiMe.
Scooter's Deep Dive...Ratt, " Slip Of The Lip". Big hits..."Round And Round", "Lay It Down", "Wanted Man", "Your In Love", "Dance" etc. worked closely with Motely Crew. Hey honey I think we have a Ratt problem...GEICO.
The Preacher Man ponDeRs did we jump a cent in sales tax?!?
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive...Scooter takes a nap...Power Station, "Some Like It Hot". Robert Palmer...HoT cHicKs with the GirlS...! Tony Thompson not a cHiCk but a ChiC...!
Send pics of yOuR WRIF Dread Cards, mail@twoguysandabottleof.com Detroit Rockers Engaged in the Abolishment of Disco. Do YOU have the Gold or Platinum card?!?
Top 11 wHo'S couNTinG? plus boNuses...!1985 top videos on MTV. Dire Straits, "Money For Nothing". Tears For Fears, "Eveverybody Wants To Rule The World". a-ha, "Take On Me". Starship, "We Built This City". Huey Lewis, "The Power Of Love". Bryan Adams, "Heaven". Wham!, "Everything She Wants". Jan Hammer, "Miami Vice Theme". Honeydrippers, "Sea Of Love". Pat Benatar, "We Belong". Howard Jones, "Things Can Only Get Better". Phil Collins, "Don't lose My Number". 'Til Tuesday, "Voices Carry".
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Thursday Aug 13, 2020
Thursday Aug 13, 2020
Public service announcement; know your laws. Ambulance Daily Parade. Eat Crow for deep dreams. Violence begets violence. Scooter's bringin back "Thats what sHe sAiD". No tOuChY.!!!
Lori Lightfoot takes a stand. The Preacher Man kills the devil "In his dreams". Is it all about what you eat?!? Epiphany!?!
The media lies...! Bill Barr AG. Scooters favorite quote "Violence begets violence".
Secret Service whisks Trump away. Where did ISIS go? We'll get back to ANTIFA.
Make sure you've got your Guns & Ammo...2nd amendment. AG in NY decided to file lawsuit against the NRA?!? NRA fires back...!
Shot of Jack for Gary Terry Jerry Larry.
Biden to release pick for VP today....Gretchen #Halfwhit goes for interview. Black male leaders warn Biden...name black female.
Apology from Scooter (Drake was duped) about SOA new seasons. No fAkE news here..!
CaNaDiaN news...fake...hehe.!!! Prime Minister & Pres decide tOgEthEr. A LITtLe Dennis Leary.!!!
Trip to Sturgis?!? Not so easy...CHECKPOINTS.
DiD u c Chris Wallace ask Nancy Pelosi why the dems cant get anything done?!?
Trump signed 4 executive orders. The Preacher Man looses a neighbor.
The Preacher Man loves Ted Cruz for Pres..! He'll be VP.!!! Lie, Cheat & Steal Into Office?!?
WhAtEvEr happened to that guy? (You nEEd to leave clip).
Deep Dive from The Preacher Man...Rod Stewart & The Faces, "I'm Losing You". Bonus..."People Get Ready".
Scooter..."Don't confuse what was laying around the house to what I appreciated". Respond to the twitter poll...what was Dad's #5 band?. Hint...subliminal.
Scooters Deep Dive..."why can't we play this for the whole country & eVeRyboDy can get along". Depeche Mode, "People Are People".
Top Approximate 11...Things Not To Touch In A Restaurant Or A Grocery Store. Don't touch that it's dirty.!!!
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Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Stress Destroyer. Unbelievable nature of the society we LiVe in. The Preacher Man for Mayor. Too MUCH greed & power. Evolution of MuSiC.
NHL is bAcK...we are hockey guy's.!!! Players have been in their own bubble. NBA may have done the same. MLB not so lucky.
Ghislaine Maxwell documents released. Victims become victims again?!?
Hilary Clinton...messy.
Acheson Adventures.
Brian Stelter lips off about Nick Sandamanaminamon.
Federal agents seize Lamborghini bought illegally with PPP.
Fort Hood sergeant says he shot and killed armed Black Lives Matter protestor.
The Preacher Man's deep dive...Queensryche "Eyes Of A Stranger". Geoff Tate.
Shot of Jack to Episode 50 & Gary Jerry Larry. So soRRy, SO LaTe.
Scooter's deep dive...Black Flag "My War". Grunge fan? Wouldn't be without this band.
Two Guys are ready for the new evolution of music...! Shout to @nopesetic.!!!
Top 11...Surprising health benefits of drinking whiskey...I DID NoT kNoW that...! Key; consume in moderation. Excuse pronunciation please...! Stress Destroyer. Night cap for bad asses all over the world. Risk of the lower. Heavy Metal (Meal) oopsy...off the top 11 for one momento.!!!
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No American flag MaSk?!?! If you don't like the American flag in America, if it's offensive to you..please LEAVE.
Tuesday Aug 04, 2020
Tuesday Aug 04, 2020
Live on Facebook! Episode 50! 1 year in the making. What a crazy fun inconceivable YeAr.!!! Who are those masked men!?! Hightower Meats.!!! Twan interview...!
Shots of George Dickle w Homer & Gary Terry Jerry.
7 in for real 7
Michigan AG to handle prosecutions from large Diamond Lake party...mask police?
Whitmer being sued over wedding...religious event!?!
Social district in Port Huron...!
Portland mayor joins protest...security struggles...hmmm...!
US running low on aluminum cans....hmmm.!!!
White Boy Rick goes free...FINALLY...!
Check out the top listened to shows: Flashbacks from: #1 Introduction to TWO GUYS & a BOTTLE of #2 Episode #2 - Super-groups from this past decade
#3 Episode #33 - Divine Timing
#5 Episode #10-2 - We're STILL aLive!!!
#6 Episode #7 - Train crashes, top movies & some Porn
#7 Episode #10-1 - Now were Live!!!
#8 Episode #3 - Aliens & Narcissists Time Warp
Thursday Jul 16, 2020
Thursday Jul 16, 2020
Coming up...Ep # 50, July 25th 7pm Facebook LiVe.!!! Never Forget 9/11. Public Announcements. Shout out to the new listeners...! Sunday July 12th.
Presidential candidate Kayne West!?!
The Preacher Man can not run for Mayor, doesn't live in the city.
Ghislaine Maxwell under lock & key. Wearing a paper prison suit.!!!
Public announcement...Safety tip.!!! Once they're in your home they can see everything...security cameras.
Don't make Cornwall England your travel destination..."Turn around and f--- off."
Seatttle holds racially segregated employee training session. Be careful what you ask for, you might just get it.!!! The Preacher Man tells boatnight story. Scooter thinks we're going backward.!!!
Disgusting.!!! Vandals cut down 9/11 Memorial flagpole. Who does that one serve?!?
Jack Gershman survived more than 30 hours in the Tahoe National Forest...!
FiRe sToRiEs...!
Professor doubles down on model of Trump's chances in 2020.
The Preacher Man's deep dive. Ted Nugent (Deadly Tedly, Motor City Madman) "Snakeskin Cowboys".
Scooters word of wisdom...You can't be sued for quoting the bible & most knives are legal.!!!
Scooter's deep dive. Charlie Daniels (RIP) "Take Back The USA".
Simple Top 11.!!!
Shots of Captain Morgan LocoNuT really late in the show for Gary Jerry Harry.
Joke of the week Shit List. Brought to you by Sean of Hightower Meats (grilling up some brauts at the 50th Anniversary Episode blow out.!!! July 25th 7 pm Facebook Live) 810 434 6188.
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Saturday Jul 04, 2020
Saturday Jul 04, 2020
!!! May The Fourth Be With YOU !!! Did you tell the tRuTh or did July? Step Back...! ShEeP?
Friday July 3rd...THE Day beFoRe Independence Day. Scooter says it's not just a white Holiday, it is the day that THIS country declared it's independence from England. The Preacher Man says it's also MY Birthday...!
No waiting for Gary Terry Larry...SHOTS of Bird Dog Ruby Red Grapefruit Margarita.
Daily parade near The Preacher Man's house ( Police, Fire Rescue, Ambulance), fireworks gone baD, leads to this...The world may have drastically changed. We're using a lot more hand sanitizer.!!! The Laws of combustion haven't changed!
Thursday July 11th bars in MI close. Backin up 20 yrs?!?...cOCktails to go. Whitmer signs bill...!
Beavis and Butt-Head are comig back...Mike Judge "It seemed like the time was right to get stupid again".
Florida shatters record (not a good record to shatter).!!! 10,000 new cases in a single dAy...!
Poor Harper's Restaurant & Brew Pub...did ALL the right things.!!!
Don't crucify the messenger...Vintage clothing store in AZ clearly spells out her store's policy.!!!
Full Buck Moon (Antlers at their biggest), Thunder Moon...! natural fireworks...BAM.
Ghislaine (Jizz-lane) Maxwell FINALLY arrested.!!!
RIP Hugh Downs...world record holder.
Trying to do the right thing in Cleveland (ROCKS)...!
Pandemic potential makes The Preacher Man angry.... at least Hydroxychloroquine may save you from this one according to H.F.H.S.
Poor Facebook suffers $56 million in losses due to the advertisers mass exodus.
The Feds don't think we need coin currency anymore and the local stores are begging for your change.
The Preacher Man says the current exchange rate at Menards for the Canadian dollar is at 68%, what is going on? We may need to dig a little deeper on that one!
The deep dives go completely of the rails this week with the Preacher Man digging out some '80's Hip-Hop? How about some Run-DMC? and then to follow it up, he couldn't forget about some Newcleus with a little Jam On It.
Oh No He Didn't, did Scooter really play some country? Only because of this GREAT day we are celebrating, we think you'll understand and completely agree. Thank you Toby Keith - The Angry American.
And of course.... since we are all feeling Patriotic, we had to follow that up with a little David Allan Coe.
If your thinking about rioting or looting you might not want to do it in Florida. The Lakeland area Sheriff is telling his constituents to "load their guns" and if you come into their home "to blow you right back out". Sheriff Darryl Daniels of Clay county doesn't seem to care if people want to Defund the Police, he will just deputize his law abiding gun owing citizens to “to stand in the gap between lawlessness and civility.”
The Preacher Man brought his Top 11 Independence Day Fun facts and then some interesting facts about John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. He highly recommends the John Adams Documentary on HBO.
This weeks Hightower Meats (810-434-6188) Joke of the Week is 4th of July puns.
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Saturday June 27, SUNNY, balmy 80 degrees. Love a rainy night as long as you don't get knocked outa your shoes...!
The Preacher Man has been getting plenty of vitamin S.
Scooter attended a small gathering, steaks on the grill, reconnecting with friends & family after years of go go go.
WARNING: We Still Say It ALL!
sTILL rioting, looting, vandalism. Teddy Roosevelt! ReAlLy...! The Preacher Man wonders what we'll do with our paper currency. Scooter wants to KnOw who's going to deface Mt. Rushmore. Instead of tearing things down lets add more.!!! Passed history won't change...IT haPPened.!!! Even if President Trump signs an executive order to punish vandals...who's going to EnforCe.???
Cali Dems pass resolution for John Wayne Airport to be renamed.
Let's go back to the 80's.!!! Great idea, so much fun.!!!
Come on Preacher Man run for office...deadline July 21st...Mayor of PH...!
Shot of Jim Beam Devils Cut. Conversation about Dickel 12(don't waste Coke).
Corona-virus spikes in US. Most daily new cases since the start on Friday the 26th. Don't want the jelly beans & don't want to play russian roulette. Mask? No mask? Going out to eat, The Preacher Man is uncomfortable and price gouged...
Bartender blues...good n bad Henry's, Bubbas, public servant high burn out.!!! College degrees. Corporate jobs. Russia, China, Sheep.
Lotta scrubbing going on...!
DO NOT DRINK hand sanitizer.!!! NO joking.!!!
Bubba Wallace NASCAR noose story.
Commercials...schizophrenia meds, ice cream, secretions ?!? We never saw these when we were KiDs.!!!
We LoVe The Five...! Droppies.
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive...Phantom, Rocker & Slick from the album Phantom, Rocker & Slick, "Men Without Shame".
Scooter's Deep Dive...Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band from the album Night Moves, "Ship Of Fools".
Top 10. Biggest Rock Videos Of All Time...LOUDER. A little shout out to Vern Springer, Matt Crigger & Scooter for winning that talent show.!!! Harmonies & cover song #Nopesetic. Kurt Cobain would be proud.!!! Bonus (makes it top 11) ZZ Top "Legs".
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Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Thursday Jun 25, 2020
Saturday June 20th. HOt, hOt, Hot! BACK in tHe STUDIO w The Preacher Man...! He may have an itchy drop finger.!!! March 16th shut down...the world has changed. New rules & new attitudes...! Scooter realizes what REALLY matters.
Apologizes for fake news about last episode deep dive... Terry Nunn!!! NOT Terry Lynn. Song wasn't "Sex Dwarf", it was "Sex (I'm A)". SORRY, sorry.
Shot for Gary Larry Terry (great guy, great stories) & We Are Back In The Studio.!!!
Do you even know your own HISTORY?
News, it's stUpId out there. Chaz or Chop or yah. No investigation, no cops, own bubble, summer of love? 2 Shot, 1 fatally
Tucker Carlson clips. www.foxnews.com. All lives (and laundry) matter. Basis of the Christian Faith. If you strongly disagree with something, say something or it's more likely to happen.
The Preacher Man thinks "it's basic...doesn't need to turn to violence. Just because you can doesn't mean you should".
More from Tucker...FORCE...afraid to defy the MOB. Violence works, will continue to be the answer!?!? Where does the silent majority fit in?
Facebook scrub...David Dorn, did the right thing we supported him. No no PIC?!?
More about rioters...when it is in the supporters hood... let's let Greg Gutfeld help...as Scooter piles it up. Greg will tell u tWiCe.!!! Wokeness?
Cities call on Cops to work overtime.Scooter wonders, "How long can they take it".
Silent majority grows more silent. Liz Peek. The woke mob will shame you & get you fired. The Preacher man remembers Tim Allen & Rosanne Barr.
Rare solstice "ring of fire" solar eclipse. Port Huron to-to-Mackinac sail boat race has been reduced.
The Preacher Man sees no social distancing and crazy signs out there. Scooter appreciates one of his customers living through it.
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive...Five Finger Death Punch, "A Little Bit Off" from the F8 album. Scooters Deep Dive...Soft Cell,("Tainted Love") " Sex Dwarf".
Top 11...Rick Beato, Top Drum Intros Of All Time.!!! The Preacher Man looking for Phil Collins. 11 is illusive. Ringo, The Beatles, spot on, rock solid...! #10 we got nothin...call text let us know. #1 Listen.!!! The drummer is THEEE guy that leads the band, holds it all together...silently.
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Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Saturday June 13th. 60's & sUnNy. Brisk, used to 80's w 90% humidity.
The Preacher Man contemplated doing laundry...pile of whites, light colors, dark colors....which to do first? Duh, aLL laUnDry matters.!!! A life is a life, a load is a load.
Not covered, David Dorn shot and killed. An African American retired cop shot by a black looter. Not even a blip on the main stream media's radar that a 77 year old UPSTANDING citizen is dead...!
Where'd the coronavirus Go.!!!? It's protesting? or you interpret...demands. ML Elrick...lists.
Scooter is a huge advocate for PEACEFUL protest, there is power in numbers. The Preacher Man believes COPS is on the air for a reason...there's no host.!!!
Reform police...create a task force. Get the people with boots on the street...desk Sergeant, Civil Rights Leader, Chiefs. Congress doesn't know. To create a bill on speculation is bUlLShIT.!!! Get out of the box...!
The Preacher Man says "the only thing permanent on this planet is change."
Tucker Carlson (PATRIOT) is spot on.!!! Calling out the lEaDErs of our Great Country.
United We Stand, Divided We Fall. Must have leadership. Scooter says "We don't have checks & balances." The Preacher Man says "don't go against your gut instinct." Non sToP pOlitiCal bull*&%!.
MI Gov...stay at home...then roams...dOwNtOwn marching.
Minneapolis city council Pres, Lisa Bender, defund/dismantle the police?!?! Plan? Or stupid juice?
Shots.!!! Jamison Coffee & Captain Morgan...with CartMan.
Detroit float down with marijuana. Completely original...u-haul to smuggling operation to submarine to floating bags to processing.
October 1st have your real ID. Scooter believes in 4 10's. Makes n saves $. The Preacher Man has rant about sleep deprivation. The Godfather's, "Birth, School, Work, Death".
76th anniversary of D-Day...we are Patriot's.!!! We Love This Country.!!! Incredible!
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Scooter's Deep Dive...Berlin "Sex Dwarf"& "The Metro". Terri Nunn has the vocals!
The Preacher Man chokin on a cheese curl drinking a Miller Lite finding "Take My Breath Away" from "Top Gun", only on tHiS show.!!!
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive...Kid Rock, first "Fist Of Rage" second "Dark & Grey"
Be safe be wize be sanatized as u get out of your cacoon.
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
If you missed it, be sure to go back - @nopesetic on EP43
Port Huron protest – does it really make sense to destroy your town?
Does police brutality only happen between black and white? Where is the outrage if it happens to you?
United we stand Divided we fall… is the current Democracy (two party system) falling in front of us?
AOC doesn’t think we should work anymore.
Where did the middle class disappear too?
SpaceX launched the 1st manned flight since 2011.
The top 10 TGaaBo? Episodes so far.
And then comes the rant….
Oh, There he is……… NOPE there he goes!!!
From aliens to the middle class to privilege to essential workers to free money to taxes to the value of the dollar………… Wheeeew!!!
Thank god it’s time for the deep dive.
The Preacher Man likes Jack White both with the White Stripes and solo.
To Hell with Scooter, it’s time for the top 11 – Ozzy Osbourne, bark at the moon…. LimeWire, Napster???
Trent Reznor and NIN to donate their concert merchandise.
Scooter’s deep dive provided courtesy of Jeff Woods “Records and Rock Stars”, some AC/DC featuring Bon Scott.