Shenanigans with Scooter and the Preacher Man
Episodes
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Hope you saw us live on DEVILS night https://youtu.be/NwwXRqNJ5Y4. Vote! Member?
Virus in MI reached 3,000 plus cases 10/30/20. 1/2 the country in the red, other 1/2 orange.
Shot of Jim Beam to the 2 Guys HaLLowEEn episode.
Ted Kruz (who the hell elected you?) ripped Twitter CEO Dorsey (get a beard cut!)?!?
Michigan's wORSt winters ranked... Two snow records broken in Marquette.!!!
Gov of Pennsylvania calls in National Guard?!? Sitcheeeation!
Madagascar chameleon & pirates...!
Tucker Carlson's interview with Bobulinski...where's the outrage? the coverage? Plausible deniability!?! LOOK IT UP!
Scooter's conspiracy theory....Hmmm?
Polls. Do people in their 40's & 50's answer unrecognizable phone numbers?
RIP Viola Smith, she had her own style, pioneer for women musicians.!!!
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive. Type O Negative "Black NO. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)"
Scooter's Deep Dive. David Bowie "Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps). Stumper.!!!
For everybody that never thought this was a thing...back to 1918 flu pandemic...!
Joke of the week sponsored by Hightower Meats 8104346188 for your meat needs. Ghosts n Goblins. Costume. Mummies. Headless Horseman.
Thank you ZapSplat.com for the awesome Halloween clips!!!
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Halloween episode next week.!!!Oct 30 th...7pm...YouTube. Star gazing. Don't forget to turn OFF your Mic. Long legs are COOL. biden, Biden, BIDen, BIDEN!!!
Hot Mic...Joe Buck N Troy Aikman, apparently they don't like flyovers...! Make sure the mic is off or for Toobin your camera.!!! Rules of the rd for media...NO blinking red light.
Canada doesn't want us or our drugs over the bridge/tunnel yet...little traffic-easy pickins.!!!
Mich CORONOVIRUS!...spike change?!?
Asteroid could cancel election for you...size of a refrigerator.
Concerned about murder hornets and the size of their trackers & we're they're AT.!?!
Longest legs.!!! Guinness World Records is a fun read if you haven't.
Hunter Biden...pics, receipts & notices...allegedly.?!?
Tony Bobulinski's live interview...who is he?, former business partner of Hunter Biden, Officer in our Navy and a trusted individual?!? Where is he hidden???
Scooter misses the true debates of days gone by...it's become mud slinging...just put em in the ring, cage match. The Preacher Man calls for dueling pistols...!
Why cant the republicans and the democrats hug it out and not get crucified?...Thank You Diane Feinstein...!
WDIV does fact checking on debate...enjoyed by Two Guys...race relations, health care, climate change. Factuuuuuuwhaaaa hope The Preacher Man didn't offend you w his French.!!@!
Debate. Trump irritated, Biden not always able to complete his sentences. What direction do you want your country to go, opposites. No big winner.
Michael Loftus on celebs fleeing country.!!! Check out Bill Burr, SNL Oct 10th show.
Justice Dept. finally files anti trust case against google...! Proof that google is massaging.
Ozzy Osbourne 18th finale tour??? No More Tour Two 2022.?!? Scooters been 3 times.
Scooter's Deep Dive. Passing of Tony Lewis RIP. The Outfield, "Every Time You Cry".
Deep Dive on copyright laws. Antiquated (big word).!!!
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive. Local guys. Almighty Strut, "Cheap Thrill Looks".
Halloween approaches mmwhaha Blue Moon.!!!
Informative top 11...nasty household germs.!!!
Shot of Jim Beam Devil's Cut for upcoming Halloween!
Joke of the week sponsored by Hightower Meats 8104346188. Maybe some ghost pepper jerky for Christmas. Kids Letter's to God. Begat (another big word)!
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Wednesday Oct 21, 2020
Halloween Episode 63 Oct 30th. @twoguysandabot1 Devils Night?!? LiVe. Don't miss the XXtra deeep dive on Johnette Napolitano. Top 11 a MUST listen. Gary Spaniola.
FB discussion...The Preacher Man thinks we may have been a tArgeT already...Scooter thinks CENSORSHIP?!?
Why are the rock cEleBrities' bringin' politics intO the gAme?!? Tommy Lee's goin to Australia. Nugent says bYe Bye.
Supreme court nomination heArings...Amy Coney Barrett. Day 1...SHE stood Tall & Strong. Quoting rules & laws. Sounded like Somebody that knew what She was talkin About.!!! Feinstein from Wed mourn. Sen Hirono rewrote the dictionary. Scooter talks Dik & Koonz?!? Sen Harris stood there on a sTump towing the party line...Sen Kennedy (Perry Mason or absent minded professor) followed, what a card.!!! CSPAN.
Ultimate truth serum...shots...Gary Jerry Mary. Sazerac Rye from Buffalo Trace.
Steve Scully suspended...Posted & Lied...! Actions have consequences...! Which is worse? Lying or suppression!?! White lie appropriate?!?
230...LiSTeN...230...230 & once again 230.!!! #two guys and a bottle of.
The Preacher Man & Scooter raNt.!!! Recipe for a better America. ChAnGe the toiLEt pApEr...! KGB implements what the social media has been doing for years!?!
Investigation into biDEns. sCruBbEd??! Twitter, Fb & big tech companies may NOT censor!!! Parkay or poop on you!?! SoMeDaY we NEED Scooter's knowledge on the polls.!
CNN gets credit from Scooter...Wolf Blitzer...where has he been?!?
Scooter's Deep Dive...Concrete Blond, "Blood Letting". From 1990...! Gets dEEper, check it out!!!
The Preacher Man's Deep Dive...(straight out of DETROIT) Bitter Sweet Alley, (seen at Marysville High School & Reflections Arcade PH)"Time To Move".
Joke O The Week.. A wOmAn goes To hEr dR.. sponsored by High Tower Meats 810-434-6188.
Top 11...ToP 10 ?'s thAt hAve nO aNswErs.! Sandwich or hOwt dOG?!? Beer s#*t. Fidget Widget Spinner Naked Trouble? What's tHe cOlOr of a mIrRor? DUh blue...stumperition?!? ONE more?!
Subliminal a work in progresssssss.!!!
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Does your dog have a middle name?!? DeBates. Mackinac Birthday Celebration.!!! Spidey?!? FB strikes again...! A LoT of Eddie Van Halen! NEVER fOrget eNd Of shOw subliminal.!!! Doughnuts at orchard NoT fresh. The BesT Doughnuts EVER from Goodale's Bakery in Grayling. Samuel Adam's Jack-O Pumpkin Ale tasty.!!!
RIP Eddie Van Halen. Favorite...David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar or Gary Cherone.?!?
Shot of the week followed by the pEppEr of the week. Ole Smoky Mango Habanero followed by a jAlApeno.!!!
The hatred of our govenor doesn't go much dEEper than tHis...!
Fired after calling Sen. Tim Scott an 'Uncle Tom".
Going live with facebook a PITA.!!!
French Spiderman scales Frankfurt skyscraper untethered & in CowBoy bOOts.!?!
ApoloGies for choosing facebook for the live shoW. We'll let you know what format is next. Presidential debate (Trump N Biden)...mAdE Two Guys mad.!!! President Trump...ssssHush. Vice Presidential debate (Pence N Harris)...Harris ineXperienced. No DouBt on who won debate. Click on Detroit WDIV does a great job fact checking, very non-partisan. Brought to you by Graham Media Group. Scooter gets a KicK out of the play on words in article by Jimmy Failla. Pelosi changes narrative (no way Pres is being removed using The 25th amendment) day aFTer Pence MopS floor with Harris. Undecideds and the silent majority will win the vote. Back to EDDIE VAN HALEN...! Legendary.!!! Started out playing drums. "Eruption" national anthem of guitar hero?!? History of Van Halen. Scooters deep dive-"Source Of Infection". Classic. The Preacher Man's deep dive-"Tattoo". Scooter's 50th birthday signs made by a GREAT longtime friend. 1970 facts. The Preacher Man wants "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon & Garfunkel played at his funeral...! "American Woman" and "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" sing alongs.!!! Different take on Eddie..."Cathedral" from Diver Down. WLLZ has been doing a great job memorializing Eddie. Thanks to Doug Powdell and his staff. Top 11...Dog miDdlE nAmes.!?! WhItE, zIggY, jOb, piG, buTTer, taTeR eTc....!!! WHAT?!? Joke of the week, RaTed X...brought to you by Eddie Van Halen "Panama". One MORE song "So This Is Love?". One MORE joke or 2.!!! Still rAtEd X.!!!
Saturday Oct 03, 2020
Saturday Oct 03, 2020
What happened to Episodes 59? We may never know!!!
If you don't understand the Spoken Word at the beginning of this show, you must have missed Episode 58.
Still celebrating Scooters B-Day month apparently. Believe it or not, there was still some Dickel left from Episode 59.
R.I.P. Ruth Bader Ginsburg..... and it looks like Judge Amy Coney Barrett will be the next nominee.
If you don't think the Michigan government is serious, three Michigan bars lost their liquor licenses.
Sergeant at Arms Johnson provide us with a great Marine quote from Eleanor Roosevelt.
Do you like Magic Mushrooms or other psychedelic's? Time to head to Ann Arbor.
Apparently, if you are an MTA worker in NY, you get to have a special breakroom, or a "man cave" under the subway.
Scooters deep dive this week goes all the way back to some Adam Ant with Apollo 9. The Preacher Man brings you a little something from The Sword.
See if you can figure out the Top 11 Bands starting with letter "S". Of course we had to include the Scorpions.
Friday Sep 25, 2020
Friday Sep 25, 2020
Breaking news Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies at age 87. Mass chaos.
48 degrees outside. The Preacher Man & Scooter agree...while working outside use the wind to your advantage.
Hurricane Sally. 105 mph winds, 36 inches of rain. Tons of flooding. Not in a hurry to buy property on the gulf coast.
Scooter says you know "You can't drink all day if you don't start 1st thing in the morning". Shots of Dickel to Vegas Davis in Tampa.
LA...nobody walks in La. hIGHEST TEMPERATURE eVer...! 121. Ahh the weather(MI)...don't want to go to work, fall chill, good sleeping...! The Preacher Man...watch the weather (sunset/rise) from the highest mountain top...!
HS football started...piece of cloth on face. Scooter & 20 other people saw it, nobody in stands, parking lot full. Big ten & college in...wait n see for PAC 10. Mike Ditka rails everybody in the NFL..."Footballs football....And if you can't respect this country, get the hell out of it." Scooter kneels for the cross & stands for the flag.
Chris Rock rails Nancy Pelosi...Covid.
Can't wait for first debate...! Pence to tear up Harris. James Woods ..."Somebody on her team has got to address the Kamala cackle, it's a deal breaker."
Is the Middle East Peace agreement not that important?
President Trump is nominated for a Noble Peace Prize.
MIOSHA is now writing tickets for non-Covid compliance. Don't harass the staff because you don't agree with the rules.
Hat's off to Detroit Police Chief Craig. In Rochester, NY the command staff has had enough of this environment.
We are farmers (at least back in the day).... we know a few things 'cause we've seen a few things.
Black bear that surprises a man sleeping by his pool.
Comedy Wildlife Photos for 2020.
Go check out the Blue Sea Dragon
Do we ever get to see new Top Gun, what happened to the summer of 2020?
The latest search for the Holy Grail and no, we are not talking about Oak Island.
Steppenwolf - The Pusher
Be sure to check out the Neil Peart tribute concert before December. Who is your favorite drummer?
Linkin Park - Given Up
Top 11 tips for closing you pool.
A special subliminal message from Leigh Guest - "F*@# Your Feelings"
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Thursday Sep 17, 2020
Reflecting back on 9-11 and how we FORGOT? Are we spinning out of control. The Cardi B smack-down & a whole lot of useless information.
Is it called HOT Sex? What is really in it? it's only $14.95
"i Wouldn't lie!!!". . . . says The Preacher Man
SO here's a story about our flag or at least some assimilation of a story about our flag...God Bless the Patriots!
The ZY: Guest says we are spinning out out of control... The PM is going to have a shot with our original sponsors.
President Trump gives an address Shanksville, PA on the 19th anniversary of 9/11. Do you still remember that day? NEVER FORGET..... How did we?
7-n-7 Maybe? only if The Preacher Man can shut up.
El Nina weather pattern is on the way.
St. Louis BLM protesters are being charged.
Smoke from CA coming to Michigan? Welcome to "Orgenon", have you been there?
Adam Schiff finds a new Whislteblower.
Delaware women accused of hate crime for stealing a MAGA hat.
Is TAN a color, what colors are we still aloud say?
Candace Owens has a Twitter battle with Cardi B.... I think Owens won.
Today's deep dives: Scooter says how about a little Ramones? The Preacher Man brings back some Psychedelic Firs.
Top 11 Metal albums of 1989... or was it the Top 100?
And then the Joke of Week, brought to you by High-tower meats. The 3 Ladies with their 3 Leroy's.
Saturday Sep 12, 2020
Saturday Sep 12, 2020
LABOR DAY weekend! The beginning of the end. PM wants a Mountain Moo. How much are THEY Watching You? Thank you- Teachers, Healthcare, Firefighters & Law Enforcement.
Cider & Doughnuts - it's a Great time of year in #Michigan
Farmer's Almanac winter prediction for Michigan: Get ready to be cold this year.
Remember Sivad Johnson, local Detroit firefighter that lost his life being a HERO.
Even if your dumb enough to run from the police, they will still save your life after make a stupid choice.
The Preacher Man teaches how to use a picnic table as a flotation device.
Operation Legend: More than 40 people charged with federal offenses so in Detroit.
Unmasked teen girls assault Dunkin' Doughnuts manager in NJ. Are those doughnuts really that good?
Gov. Whitmer reopens Michigan gyms and pools, allows organized sports to resume.
MHSAA Council says the 2020 Football Season can resume September 18th.
Pelosi used shuttered San Francisco hair salon for blow-out. Are we really still in the middle of a #pandemic, Pelosi doesn't seem to think so.
Mountain Dew-inspired ice cream is the flavor of the month. Welcome to Port Huron, Michigan.
If the AMERICAN FLAG #americanflag offends you, you are absolutely listening to the wrong show.... thank you Gary Dean, of Havelock, N.C. you made Scooter laugh until he cried!!!
Which party do you belong to? Which one will be the new leader?
American Labor Party-Bull Moose Party-Communist Party of the United States of America-Constitutional Union Party-Democratic Party-Democratic-Republican Party-Dixiecrat-Farmer-Labor Party-Federalist Party-Free-Soil Party-Know-Nothing party-Liberal Party-Liberal Republican Party-Libertarian Party-Liberty Party-Locofoco Party-Mississippi Freedom Democratic Party-National Republican Party-National Woman’s Party-Progressive Party(1924)-Progressive Party (1948)-Prohibition Party-Republican Party (1790–1820)-Republican Party (1854– )-Whig Party-Workingmen’s Party
Crazy Nancy got set-up? Maybe the beauty parlor owner should run the House of Representatives
Which "'ism" are you hoping for?
The former AG wants big tech investigated for their data scrubbing.... where is your data going?
It sounds like The Preacher Man has been violated by Google.
And Finally...... on to the Deep Dives.
The Preacher Man brings us Tom Waits -The Piano has been Drinking
What does S.O.B. stand for? Nope, not that!!!
A BIG hats off to our Healthcare staff and especially our TEACHERS.... Thank you.
I think Scooter brought a deep dive Too......Eventually! Does anyone remember what made Men Without Hats top twenty in Canada (achieving Gold status), how about Pop Goes the World?
Did you miss the Jeff Woods Radio Show featuring ZZ Top?
And then?......... here are the Top 11!!! "Acronyms for B.L.M."
- -Do Boot Lickers Matter?
- -Biden Licks Muffins
- -Bureau of Looneytunes & Madness
- -Biberdy, Liberdy, Miberdy
- -Bacon, Lettuce & Mayo (B,L,T,M, Q+)
- -Barack Loves Michelle
- -Big, Little, Midgets
- -Been Lying Much?
- -Biden Loves Marxism
- -Bubba Liquor Mart
- -Baby's Lives Matter
- -Banks Looting & Murder
- **Plus the Bonus "Big Large Mamma" by Scooter
Who is bankrolling the B.L.M. right now and what are the REAL connections?
Then, Its Just a Mask!!!
Thank you to all of you guys for growing this show... See U Soon!!!!
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Common sense uNcoMmon NoW. Spin it aRoUnD, put it in a blender. ELeVeN leTTer wOrDs. Is blue tracer a thing?!?
Wisconsin, RIP Blake. Their ideA of a bOnD fire is a lot difFereNt than ours?!?
Rand Paul does NOT want to dEfUnD the Police.!!!
Alive in the wrong room at the Funeral home.??!
Shots...Ole Smokey Salted Watermelon Whiskey.!!! Or Caramel. Blakes Orchard, Triple Jam. No peAchEs Right nOw. CANS better than bOTtles.!!! Member the days takin bAck returnables to have aNotHer pArTy?!?
Hurricane Laura. The Preacher Man says "No joke".
Jerry Falwell Jr. resigns...little sex scandal. NOT our Preacher Man.!!!
Masculine men Achololized & sprEadIN...from Sturgis!?!
Judge Napolitano has the answer to The Preacher Man's WHY!?! would Nancy Pelosi say, Joe shouldn't debate President Trump nor concede the election.!?!
RNC Reality Show. Ivanka Trump loves her father. "Is President Trump really that humble?" Chris Wallace playin both sides...his job.!!! Production, patriotism, we stand for our flag, country and God stood out to Scooter. During the DNC when opposing party is supposed to be dark, President Trump was here, there and everywhere. Kim Klacik, New Baltimore, the dems assume black people will vote for them. Jim Jordan, played President Trumps greatest hits. Andrew Pollack, Meadows Dad, strongly criticized the Obama-Biden restorative justice legislation. Sen. Tim Scott, cotton to congress. Herschel Walker, Trump is not a racists. Melania Trump, appreciation. Nicholas Sandmann, take a stand. Mike Pence, Fort McHenry. President Trump, defends his record. Laid out the future with an agenda. David Dorn's Wife. President Trump says "Joe Biden talks about unity, then he sends your jobs to China and your sons to war".
It's not that hard to put aside your differences & come together. Debates are great. No need for violence.!!!
Scooter's deep dive...Super Group...The Firm, "Radio Active".
The Preacher Man's deep dive...Anthrax & Public Enemy, "Bring The Noise".
Some people are so rich, they're poor.!!!
Top 11...SuBliMinAl?!? All bY siZe. No 11 Wds that end w q or U.
Joke of the week. No sponsor/married! Density & Corona-virus. Neighbors mail. 8104346188.
Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
GIVE Credit where credit is due. Dems have blasts from the past. Fact check. Anger out the re point of No return. Floatin bAck.
RIP Frankie Banali aka Quiet Riot drummer.
Only about 2 to 3 hundred floaters compared to 5,500 last year.
Pentagons new task force...UAPTF, because they don't spend enough already. Keeping an EyE on the red heads.
A couple questions about Chris Cornell. Too much xtra paint?!?
Throwing punches on an air plane is certainly NOT social distancing.
Charlie LeDuff resurfaces. 2 Guys appreciate his honesty.!!!
Lori Loughlin gets jail time cause apparently money means nothing to her!?!
Radio station fires anchor for using the wrong word...although it's still used in NAACP?!? What about the GreeN people?
Dems finish national convention brought to you by zoom, prerecorded...! Michelle Obama needs fact check. Hillary Clinton (Gutfelds "Captain Crazy Eyes") not over it. Bill Clinton...the oval office is a command center. (Where he hires interns for appropriate jobs?!?) Elizabeth Warren...The Preacher Man thinks she caught whatever Joe has.!!! AOC...free, free, free. Kamala Harris...Scooter says "I'm glad she has plans, wish she'd say how she pLaNs to get them done". Joe Biden...NO SOLUTIONS.!!!
The Preacher Mans deep dive. Neil Young, "Walk With Me".
Scooter's deep dive. Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Sex Wrap".
RIP Jack Sherman...aka guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Top 11...The Preacher Man's all time favorite Quiet Riot songs.
Joke of the week is Prose of the week. "The Greatest Probation Officer In The World" by A. C. Haynes.