Episodes

Monday Oct 14, 2019
Episode #13 - Red, White & Who?
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
4 score and a Hat trick ago ... Anthony Mantha.
Lions Fans are Roaring.!
Online Betting... My Booky.com
Trade Agreement with China? We'll see.
Dow up 500 points at one time today.
South Park and NBA banned from China... Whoops.!
We are the Greatest free Country in the World
No Red Hair for school pictures.
Real ID Dead line is Oct 1 2020.
SOS Express?
Samuel Little, Cold cases.
Top 11 Money Management Mockery!
Beavis and Butthead original Twerkers.!
- Fetch Rewards..receipts turned into gift cards
We're Everywhere and Nowhere... Spooky.!
- Walking with Tacos?
- Envelopes full of cash... LMAO
- Quit your job, no really go ahead and be a Bookkeeper... Woo hoo, can't wait!
- Penny Stocks as low as 15 cents at Acorn.com
- 4 hr Timeshare presentation, another one i can't wait for.!
- The 401K Joke
- Save on car insurance $865 a year... WTF.?
Invest in Yourself or POOF it's gone!
Chinese Joke of the week.
Next weeks Conspiracy Theories!

Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Episode #12 - Let the inVAXuation begin!!!
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Why don't we Wing it.
Preacher Mans favorite show is EP08.
NOPESETIC is our new favorite local artist!!!
Welcome Anthony.........
SHots, ShOTS.....SHOTS
I can't read no MOre!!!

Thursday Oct 03, 2019

Monday Sep 30, 2019
Episode #10-2 - We're STILL aLIVE!!!
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
And FINALLY Part #2 of our 4 hour show!!!
We are sorry it took so long, hope you enjoy it.
Hats off to our visiting Marine.
Many THANKS to our 1st sponsor, Hightower Meats (810) 343-6188
Stick around for the end as we blow in a call to Florida to our buddy 'Cuz.

Monday Sep 23, 2019
Episode #10-1 - Now were Live!!!
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Sorry for the broken video, but we found the George Dickel! even without you :) SMOOTH!!!
This one went on for so long we had to break into two parts.
Enjoy Episode 10 Part 1.
Bringing back the beginning, a few things that never aired.
Lost Eddie Money & Rick Ocasek.
****Clip Archives****
-Where we started
-Kimalltuckey on the map
-Phonecall with momzie & Molly (1st caller)
Ronica says "1 shot for every aHHH"
-Scotty dog from Cedar Point and then.... The Preacher Man tries to get kicked out of the park.
Small penis horse ranch
"Are we recording?"
-Jack Daniels "Thank you"
Thanks Ronica, for puttin Marysville on the map.
"I plugged a chicken once"
Wind is a normal adaptation, there's nothing abnormal about this show!
Facebook rules? Who needs 'em?
-Hammy hamster - Herbie -
-Beginning of Scooter
Welcome Dillion, our loyal marine
2 guys talkin' about 2 guys
Welcome to our 1st sponsor Sean - 2 beers and a microphone
- Pool stick boom mic
-Where we're from
-Major fumble, once again
And then, Hightower Meats brings us a piece.
Meat or Dickle 1st.
Guess what? We've got two Johnsons and a Sean
and then the 7 n 7
- The ugly RnR Hall of fame list
- Asteroid the size of the Empire State building
- Eddie Money deep B sides
- The new "No Tipping Policy"
- Car's Last Time
- Rick Ocasek
- Bin Landens son is dead
- Felicity Huffman..... Opps
Don't step on top 11

Thursday Sep 12, 2019

Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
Tuesday Sep 03, 2019

Sunday Aug 25, 2019

Thursday Aug 22, 2019
Episode #07 - Train crashes, top movies & some Porn
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
Remembering our great friend John Gerstenberger
4th of July-Preacher Man's Birthday
Netflix: Ridiculous 6, Lucifer, Last Man Standing, Stranger Things & Boston Legal
MTV: What are your memories?
Arthur Penhallow & Deadly Tedly: Gonna be a great weekend.
Kit from Night Rider: Where did "THE Hoff" go?
Industries Club in Pontiac, Royal Oak Music Theater(memories?)
27 Club Netflix Documentary: Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin
Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Brian Jones
Abracadabra
7 in 7 or 3 in 12 Really 8 in 25
#1 Train Derailment: 46 cars,10 day clean up
#2 Dixon Mom drives children around atop
of car in swimming pool
SHOT BREAK TO JOHN GERSTENBERGER
#3 Rip Torn:Larry Sanders Show, Men in Black, Dodge Ball
---Baby name rant
Tropic of Cancer, Man Who Fell to Earth, Comma, Airplane 2, The Beastmaster
Train your fart smone
#4 Ross Perot: quotes
#5 Michigan Opioid Crisis: 24 of 83 counties high risk
#6 Warren Evans
---Mike Duggan & Bob Carmack
#7 Police Commissioner Willie Burton
Rant.....Sarnia strip clubs;
River Port, Sherry Champagnes, Seaway Flint-Heavenly Body & Beaver Trap Nathen Jays-Chloe
Back to number #7: Burton arrested, removed from meeting by Carter
Florida news warm & peachy vs Detroit news depressing
Jack Nicholson
A Few Good Men, Batman, The Shining
Tom Cruise
Top Gun
Bieber match...2 guys pick Cruise
Danna White, UFC, Horace Gracey
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris
Top 11 Movies
#1 Reservoir Dogs
Quentin Tarantino
#2 Kill Bill: Volume 1
#3 Kill Bill: Volume 2
Kung Foo-David Carradine
Asphyxiation
---Rant Fake News
#4 The Matrix
#5 Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Harry Potter mention
#6 Underworld
Lichens and werewolves
Interview with a Vampire mention
#7 Lost Boys
#8 Breakfast Club
Joke: Poodle & Great Dane
#9
#10
#11 The Boondock Saints I & II
Scooter: Lethal Weapon...Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey not Nick Nolte
Preacher Man: Point Break...Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Accepting producer applications
We're not scripted, just 2 guys sitting around conversing

Tuesday Aug 20, 2019
Episode #3 - Aliens & Narcissists Time Warp
Tuesday Aug 20, 2019
Tuesday Aug 20, 2019
Cleanest dirty shirt? Chris Christopherson /Convoy
Detroit Zoo: My Lines
Email now active: email@twoguysandabottleof.com
Website active: http://www.twoguysandabottleof.com
Podcast now on: podbean.com
Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary (2016)
7 in 27
#1 Hologram Concert Dio: canceled due to technical difficulties
#2 Weather Chaos
30 days over 500 tornados
#3 WesternConference Basketball Finals
Fans upset about Tornado warning on split screen
#4 Dayton Ohio Weatherman
Got irate with viewers
#5 Pilot Spots UFOs
---Preacher Man has Nixon & Jackie Gleason story---
---Alien & Time Warp chats---
#6 Stanley Cup Finals
Preacher Man picks Boston
Scooter favors St. Louis
#7 James Holzhauer closing in on Ken Jennings
#8 No Local News is Good News
Stabbing and shooting
Jennelle Evans..cover another time
The Five, on Nashville tour, hook up with John Rich from Big & Rich. Record song. Proceeds to go to Folds of Honor. "Shut up About Politics"
Scooter swallows a mosquito
First sponsor...Knock Nook & the Snowpeople
Top 11 Narcissists
#1 Ignore boundaries
#2 Don't break eye contact
30 second stare
#3 Dominate conversation
#4 Mood change
#5 Seem disconnected
#6 Open up too quickly
#7 Make rude remarks
#8 Lack empathy
#9 Move really fast
#10 Know too much
#11 Tell you how to feel
Random Bullshit
Deer story
Leg cramp
Shot...Jack
Steve Martin
Mel Brooks. History of the World Part 1 & 2
Joke of the week. Halloween Party
Weekly Shot recipe. White Caramel Russian
Rent Party. Bring a case, returnables pay the rent
Rice a Roni, Hamburger Helper, Bologna
Surf Club Jungle Juice Party ruined by Popvo
Eating Limes Bet Gone Bad
Timmy & Heath
Arcades: Galaga, Tempest & Joust
Don't miss the Subliminal

